Monday

School's In!


Well, today marks the beginning of a new school year here. I only wish we had the fall weather already instead of this horrible, hot, languishing, death hot, heatness, Dog Day crap of August 2nd...ugh!!! My hair doesn't even get a chance to dry all the way before I'm sweaty again. But I'm goin' to "Tha 'hut" this afternoon to get it lopped off, hopefully that will help some. I hope it's not very much money, I only have $25.00.

I like to say sweaty, I hate people who say perspire, perspiring, it just sounds like they need to be sprayed with something. Perspire doesn't do the trick for all occasions either, sweaty crotch sounds much better than perspiring crotch, sweaty armpits, that sounds better too. Perspiring's for old ladies I guess even though I bet their sweat smells worse. And at the gym, no one says "Hey, dude, you perspired on that weigh bench and left your perspiration beading off of it." They say "dude, wipe yer sweat offa dat machine, dere before I put my sweaty foot up yer arse." well, maybe it's like that, I don't sweat right, so no one yells at me for sweating on stuff. I also rarely go to the gym, so there's that too. I am going today though, or else, Tommy won't let me into the house. I plan on following my book, Skinny Chicks Don't Eat Salad, by Christine Avanti. It says I only have to do 15 minutes of cardio today because I'm working back into working out and must take it slow. Then I shall tan, and sweat all over tanning bed. I guess that's all for now, hopefully, I will be sweating much more in the months to come, I don't like being left on the porch for too long. Also, I am not allowed to sleep inside the school I am pretty sure.

Tuesday

9 days and counting


Summer vacay is almost here! I hope everyone had a great Mother's Day, I miss my mom, but I'm grateful for my mom-in-law, she's wonderful to me and to my sister. Love you, Barbara. We had beautiful portraits to give Barbara taken by Amanda Summerlin, www.amandasummerlin.com, if she can make an ogre like me look attractive, she can change the world, one ugly person at a time. Thanks momanda!!!!Blog: http://amandasummerlin.blogspot.com/

Monday

Guilty Pleasures



I'm so in love with this china pattern from Lenox, I have no need for it, I already have many sets I don't even use, but it's sooo... pretty. Besides, it's got these great birdies on it, I'm so obsessed with any kind of birds lately. I wonder if I can find the perfect stemware and flatware to match and pretend that I'm buying it all for myself. Oh lord, Lenox MAKES stemware to match, then I found great flatware by Kate Spade, I love spending pretend money!!!

Tuesday

Vintage Shopping





we found the cutest little spots to play in this weekend, I can't wait to go back and look again. I was very good and resisted the urge to buy. Ronnie and Debi were very cute trying on hats together.

My Sister's New Chickens

They are so cool, the sounds they make are so clucky and happy. The eggs are delicious too. Yum!!

Thursday

Lardass


Wow!! I'm really needing to get some weight off, wishing I could get inspired by more than what I see in the mirror each day. My 40th is lurking around the corner, we joined the gym this week, now I just need to get my big butt in there.